You’re in for an eternity of misery as my toilet slave in this first layer of hell. You think because you’ve been a good boy while still alive you don’t belong here? Well, I have news for you!! I conquered heaven long ago and it no longer exists. I am the ruler of this underworld and only I can decide your fate. You’re strapped nice and tight to a voice-activated stretching device. That’s not all…you will be ingesting my sh*t endlessly! You have no choice but to stare directly into my puckering asshole, awaiting your thick, brown meal, terrified and helpless. Welcome to hell, loser