Heyy, so what do you want to do today? We have the whole day to ourselves! …What! No way, you can’t just stay inside all day. That’s crazy talk. We could go to the park, play basketball, anything? Hey, are you okay? You can talk to me. C’mon, I’m your babysitter. We’re gonna be hanging out together for a long time. Your parents seem to really be enjoying their date nights lately. I’ll be sticking around for a while, so won’t you open up to me pretty please? I know it’s hard being a boy. Trust me! You’re so full of energy but you don’t know what to do with it! You know, I heard you’re having a tough time talking with the girls at school. And you know what? That’s totally ok! Don’t let girls bring you down. They’re not worth it. You have me around, after all. I could… help you through what you’re feeling. You’re excited, you can’t hide it! …Don’t be scared. This is what you’ve been needing, right? Now you’re getting it. You should know what a proper woman’s touch is like, by now… Your babysitter will take care of that for you.
